What would happen if the sexes lived seperate lives?

Just say the feminist separative movement got their way and men had to live on one side of the globe and women on the other.

Assuming that children were still born by whatever means.
How do you think each society would work out?
Say in a hundred years time?
What society would be the most advanced in technology, culturally, spiritually and contentment?

Just for fun don’t take it to seriously.
Funny answers will win, but be as outrageous as you like.

Now that there are no men to fight over, the women would get fat and lazy. Probably come up with some kind of crazy flawed communist society based on shopping malls. Paid holidays for shopping, yet forgetting that it takes workers to work the mall during those days as well.

With their new found morbid obesity, they’d probably all die of heart attacks and being unable to fit through their front door to get food.

Men would create new forms of technology and entertainment. Odds are, they’d create some kind of fembot to substitute for a woman (may not be quite as good, but you gotta make do with what you’ve got). Cleaning, cooking, sex… you know, the usual. Then we’d all just hang out and have fun. Work hard, play hard.

Could you imagine how much men would get done without wives complaining about a guy coming home late from work or not paying enough attention to her? Good lord, we’d definitely have flying cars by now.

And seeing as there’s no need to hoard cash to catch a hot chick, there’d be less greed and more brotherhood.

7 Responses to “What would happen if the sexes lived seperate lives?”

  1. All the men would die of starvation and from the piles of dirty laundry everywhere, and the women would all die from a shortage of people to bit(h at! lol…JK
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  2. Sorry–But this is my intake.

    The Women World:
    A Calm Place..of course there would be fights..but nothing bad. Mostly everything would look good…

    Mens World:
    Chaos. Completely out of hands. There would be fights constantly and there would be no control..

    XD
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  3. The women’s side would go great for awhile. They would be living in a word of chix flicks on every channel. After a few years some would get upset that the Bull Dikes were too much like men and need to leave. About 12 years into the Hair Wars would begin where the women would form groups based on what hair color they had and start slapping the women of other hair colors. It would only last about 6 months before one would chip her nails and they would all feel sorry for her. But that would lead to the Nails War followed by the Thongs Wars and then Big But Wars and then the war to end all wars Real Vs Fake War. Let me tell you the silicon will be flying in that one.

    The men’s world would start off very bad. First all the strip joints and Hooters would have to close. The cheerleaders in the NFL were just not what they use to be. About two year into it they would have War. This war would not get a name because no one would know will it started or ended. Afterwords they had peace for years and decided to change the way they did things. Cars did not have to be big and fast. There were no women to impress so why would they need to. TV became just a way to talk about sports until they learned how to tap into the women’s porn stations.
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  4. I actually think the men would get along ok, spiritually and socially they would start to fall apart. They would revert back to the ape look, cos there would be no need to shave or keep oneself clean and tidy.

    Woman on the other hand would become more deadly, mainly cos we fight dirty. We would continue to be clean and tidy, we would be fitter and culturally more aware. However there would be a shortage of builders, electricians, plumbers and mechanics so we will slip back a bit technically. I mean who’s going to want to crawl around in the sewer when it backs up… not me.
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  5. Voice of Reality on October 1st, 2009 at 2:17 am

    Now that there are no men to fight over, the women would get fat and lazy. Probably come up with some kind of crazy flawed communist society based on shopping malls. Paid holidays for shopping, yet forgetting that it takes workers to work the mall during those days as well.

    With their new found morbid obesity, they’d probably all die of heart attacks and being unable to fit through their front door to get food.

    Men would create new forms of technology and entertainment. Odds are, they’d create some kind of fembot to substitute for a woman (may not be quite as good, but you gotta make do with what you’ve got). Cleaning, cooking, sex… you know, the usual. Then we’d all just hang out and have fun. Work hard, play hard.

    Could you imagine how much men would get done without wives complaining about a guy coming home late from work or not paying enough attention to her? Good lord, we’d definitely have flying cars by now.

    And seeing as there’s no need to hoard cash to catch a hot chick, there’d be less greed and more brotherhood.
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  6. Probably the men’s society would be more technologically advanced, as men tend to be more inventive than women. And the plumbing and electrics would probably work better on the men’s side.

    However, th emen,s side would be woefully short in the social services department, there’d be a severe shortage of teachers, nurses, carers, social workers etc. And I would guess probably a clothing shortage as well, since clothing is largely produced by women. And it would fall short in the cleaning department too.

    My guess is that neither side would be particularly contented, since i do not believe we are meant to live seperate lives, but I could be wrong.
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  7. Kate Alex Bahleef on October 1st, 2009 at 3:17 am

    There would be more wars than ever. For children to be born there would have to be some interaction. Either that or half the men would turn into women and half the women would turn into men. If all the insects on earth were to die mankind would last only a few days I am told. If women lived one side of the world they would want to be on the other side and vice versa. How long one would manage without the company of the other sex would not last a day let alone100 years. It would not be any fun that is for sure. Most men live separate lives today but they don’t have to go that far away to do so. They all know where to come when it is meal time and other things they want. Women would be the first to discover a cure for cancer and men would probably be still under their cars working out how to get it to run on water.
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